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gabelina:

vajinna:

ajbrdn:

a-crosstown:

deebott:

rucku:

The Apple & The Snake

Omg this is the dopest shit I have ever seen!

I don’t think ya’ll understand the deeper meaning behind this. The snake is coming out of the apple, which looks extremely similar to vagina lips. Almost as if to say pussy is dangerous and always has been since Eve. Idk maybe I’m looking too much into it.

Deep.

forbidden fruit

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ma pussy is dangeruzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
When I drink way too many sugary fruity drinks in one night

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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DRUNK ME DEVOURING WAY TOO MANY CALORIES

howdoiputthisgently:

heliolisk:

trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
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When I still don’t really get vests

whatshouldbetchescallme:

AFTER A REALLY BIG MEAL

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

When someone asks if I’m making a New Years resolution

whatshouldwecallme:

Me exiting an awkward conversation

whatshouldwecallme:

When I’m the most sober one at a party and someone asks me what I want to drink

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I accidentally forget that I can’t microwave metal leftover containers

whatshouldbetchescallme:

glitterweave:

when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head

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heliolisk:

waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
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When I try cooking something that requires more than just a microwave

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I try Cooking

When someone just won’t stop talking about themselves

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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